Funny Kitchen Signs
Thursday, August 26th, 2010We’ve all seen them dotted around our family and friends houses. Some are adorable quotes about the family household and love and happiness, while others are just simply hilarious.
As Bank Holiday weekend is approaching with many of us planning to kick back and stay out of the kitchen, opting for some much need rest and relaxation time, we have found the funniest kitchen signs which you can post on your door to show that this cook is off duty!
- Kitchen Closed – This Chick Has Had It!

- Ring My Bell For Maid Service…If No Answer Do It Yourself!
- Martha Stewart doesn’t live here!!
- I’m creative; you can’t expect me to be neat too!
- So this isn’t Home Sweet Home… Adjust!
- I clean house every other day…. Today is the other day!
- If you write in the dust, please don’t date it!
- I would cook dinner but I can’t find the can opener!
- My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!
- A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.
- COOK CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

- I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.
- If you don’t like my standards of cooking…lower your standards.
- You may touch the dust in this house…but please don’t write in it!
- Apology…Although you’ll find our house a mess, Come in, sit down, and converse. It doesn’t always look like this: Some days it’s even worse.
- A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
- If we are what we eat, then I’m easy, fast, and cheap.
- A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

- Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
- Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
- A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
- Help keep the kitchen clean – eat out.
- Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
- My next house will have no cupboards, just vending machines.

- Gardening forever… Housework, never!
- Dull women have immaculate houses.
- I am sorry your opinion wasn’t in the recipe.
Whatever you have planned this Bank Holiday weekend make sure that you aren’t working too hard as this is the last public holiday until Christmas and we all know that this festive holiday isn’t exactly a quiet one!
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Smart lighting
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It’s coming towards the end of the summer holidays and you are probably finding that your kids are getting super bored with all this free time they are having off school. So much so that their day to day games and playing with friends has become somewhat of a bore to them, that they are getting much more pleasure annoying you instead. Sound familiar?
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2. Sit down with your child and talk about the design and pattern they want to create. This will get their brain thinking about things they like and things they like to draw and paint. Allowing them to jump in feet first with their paints and markers may mean they design something they don’t like and they won’t be able to start again. Maybe get them to draw the design on paper first so they can work against something when drawing onto the mug.
right-handed and from right to left if left-handed. This will prevent the design from smearing.








Italian – Inspired by nature. Rustic Italian countryside and farmhouses play a major part in Italian interior furnishings. Tiled floors and wall murals as well as stencils are very prominent within Italian decor. Pear, olives, ivory and gold are prominent colours around an Italian home providing a warm, lived-in feeling to your house. Dependent on the size of your kitchen you may opt for darker wooden furniture, however if your kitchen is small you may opt for rustic wire racks to hang pots and pans. And like every Italian home, you need a wine rack as the perfect finishing touch to your Italian kitchen.
Mexican – Mexicans are all about bright colours. Sunny yellows, cobalt blue, antique white, verdigris, terracotta and mango orange are all cheerful and warm colours for your Mexican kitchen interior designs. Wrought iron candlesticks, bold coloured tiles, bird and fish motifs are very popular for a Mexican kitchen. Maybe throw up a fabric wall hanging if you have a bit of room featuring bright primary colours to add a bit of colour. Vinyl table cloths with fruits and flowers are fantastic for a Mexican style kitchen. Furnishings tend to take on a feeling of a crumbling old Spanish hacienda which can abode well with the bright bold colours of your interior textiles and furnishings.
African – You don’t have to spend a lot of money to recreate an African style theme in your kitchen. Plants, animal prints, tapestries, exotic fabrics are all a great way to incorporate African culture into your home. And if you are going the whole way terracotta tiled floors, ceiling fan, African masks on the wall are great additional accessories to add to the overall design. Deep colours like reds, oranges and yellows are great for an African kitchen. Fabric is very important so make sure you incorporate a variety of home textiles which take on the African theme.
Greek – When we think of Greece the most common images that spring to mind is the cloudless blue skies, sun-baked earth and sparkling sea. Greek decoration combines white stucco walls, stone floors, woven wall hangings, bare windows and rustic style furniture. Everything is clean cut and minimalist with natural clay pottery, tile accents and wrought iron furnishings.
Drinking a cup of tea is only good if you make it. Whether you like it milky with three sugars or strong with no milk, if someone makes you a cup of tea you are more than likely to receive a cup of tea the exact opposite to how you like it.
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One of the most versatile and simple Italian dishes ever to be made and really tasty too. You would find it a bit of a challenge to meet someone who hasn’t ever tasted lasagne. The dish is really simple to make and can easily be prepared without the fuss and hassle as you only need to consider one dish rather than hundreds of pots and pans all at once.
Four Seasons pizza is a tasty meal that is full of flavour and a great dish for your guests to pick at. Make sure that they like fish before you head onto cook this tasty dish as you could see your masterpiece end up in the bin.
Colourful and extremely healthy this is an ideal meal that is perfect as a light dish but super filling and extremely tasty. A great dish for vegetarians too!